Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”
50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published
imagine a bouncy house filled with puppies
THEN YOU WOULD BE BOUNCING ON PUPPIES
i regret making this post so much bc everyone adds that comment to it n its annoying
who said anything about bouncing in it i would just love to see puppies bouncing around